Parents: Don't forget to make us proud

Friends: Don't forget to socialize

Teachers: Don't forget to get A's

Strangers: Don't forget to blend in

Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good

Society: Don't forget to be perfect

Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today

Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

Teacher: You know you can't sleep in my class.

Me: I know, But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.